Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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