idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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