I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
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Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
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The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
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