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perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
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If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
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Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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