How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
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Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
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I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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