It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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