I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
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The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
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He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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