i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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