distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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