How'd it feel making her break her religion?
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
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