You're so nebulous sometimes
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
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