As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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