my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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