Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
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I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
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My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
We had sex on a dog bed..
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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