if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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