Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
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Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
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Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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