Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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