Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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