we have officially lost it.
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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