office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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