i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
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I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
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he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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