dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
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whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
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It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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