We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
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