The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
it's like iHOP with fire
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Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
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I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.