Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
