Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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