You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
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Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
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He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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