You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
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We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
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I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
You've changed since you got that strap on
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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