wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
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if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
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Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
You dont lie about slip and slides
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
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