with your own penis?
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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