theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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