Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
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Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
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He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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