oh god the rape fog is back!
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
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Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
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passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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