thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
