NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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