Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
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