Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
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at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
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i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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