I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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