Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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