What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
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