Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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