I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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