I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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