yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
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