You surviving the open bar?
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WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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