Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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