Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
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