I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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