Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
we made out on top of his cat.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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