I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
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