Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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