real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
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You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
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i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
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