forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
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I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
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You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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