i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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