My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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