brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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